IF MOM SAYS...IF MOM ASKS....

 

I have grown up to realise certain things about my mom, whenever she makes a statement, I don't just agree or respond, I have to think deeply, sometimes she would say something and mean the other, especially to me. Here is what I am talking about;

 

If mom says, 'The dress is okay but I wouldn't wear it if I were u'
It means 'go and pull it, gurl'.
If mom says, 'Try and see if u can sweep this kitchen'
I don't need to try, I just get a broom.
When mom says, 'Does the post office open on mondays?'
It means 'Girl, u gotta post a letter for me'

 If mom says, 'Should we have breakfast this morning?'
That ain't no question, I just start cooking immediately.
If mom says, 'Do u need my advice?'

Yes or no. I am still gonna get it, anyway.
If mom asks, 'where are you?'
You have either stayed out too late or are about to run errand for her.

If mom asks, 'can you run an errand for me?'

Yes or no, you are definitely gonna run that errand.

If mom says, 'oh, the kitchen looks dirty, I will clean it up when I am back'.

You better get to work and clean it up because you may not like what she will do when she gets back.

If mom says, 'the sand from your car can build a skyscraper'.

Though it is an exaggeration, babe, it is time to clean your car interior.

If mom says, 'that plate of food should have been for a whole nation'.

It means, I have eaten more than I am supposed to.

If she comes home to see dirty dishes, she will say, 'looks like you hosted a Country here'.

Don't let her tell you to get work, before you do.

If mom says, 'take two steps to my friend's house, I need you to get something for me'
Grab the car keys, we could be talking about miles here.
If mom says.....